CryptoDads is 10,000 randomly generated & unique art pieces carefully chosen by some of the greatest dads themselves. Each dad found themselves in the midst of a midlife crisis and fell into the dark abyss of shit coins and expensive jpegs of rocks. Some made it out with diamonds, and others never recovered. Join us on our journey & experience a thrill that you haven't had since a midnight launch party at Gamestop. Having a CryptoDad grants you 100% creative and commercial rights. You earned it champ.
Traits
Eyes
Disoriented
Skin
Dark
Mouth
Tobacco Pipe
Background
ToolBox Yellow
Dad Joke
"What do you call a fake noodle?" "An impasta."
Clothes
Whale Suit & Tie